the one and only liz

Joined November 2022
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my mattress for the past few years has been a $300 ikea rock with an 8sleep on top and i need a new bigger bed but i think this is genuinely just the peak of sleep
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the ikea one was so good
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i can’t tell if i like or hate memory foam. it’s such a weird feeling but once you sunk in it’s firm
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the latex ones were like ok
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>go to fancy mattress store >ask for firmest mattress >every single one has horrible sinking pillow top >go to ikea >ask for firmest mattress >its a rock i love ikea
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This is actually real and not AI.
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like…. lmao
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they should rlly let cars back on market street. like it’s so clearly a failed project lol. like there would actually be more humans-per-second with cars than the like 6 people biking on it and couple of busses (that already had their own lane!)
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if new york didn’t get hot i would be so tempted to move
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ngl this mogs salesforce tv
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wait there’s a new york version of salesforce TV now?
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topical and very important video
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I fucking love America because it's a place that encourages you to fail. Blow up your life. Fall without a safety net. Start 7 businesses and go bankrupt. Join a cult. Get divorced 6 times. Make a ton of money in a ridiculous scheme and then blow it all on bad investments. Build a hydroponic shrimp tank business in your basement. Enroll your kids in a school where they practice telepathy. Have a secret family. Shoot your foot off with a gun. Buy drugs that make you go insane. Drive your RV off a cliff. Crash your own private plane off the coast during a storm. In America, you can fail so fast, and so hard, and so beautifully—every one of us has the opportunity to blow our wings off flying toward a crazy dream.
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the dawg factor, if you will
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few understand that this is actually america’s greatest strength
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Your pub's flag isn't on the moon
So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.
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like you really can just manifest destiny a country so big that it has no natural enemies lol
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like it’s shockingly unified. the regional variation is extremely small for such a large nation. everyone speaks the same language with only minor accent differences and the only geographic division was squashed with blood. the only major internal division was (and kinda is) race
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the US is so interesting to me because it’s like, an artificial nation spawned out of nowhere. the first and only really Big Country that spawned out of nowhere, with the technology to maintain a real unified national identity across a massive population and land mass
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importance weighted it’s like US >> UK >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone else
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