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Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed

Anglican. Pasta appreciator. Applied Twitter Theorist. Occasionally prone to bouts of meme-ing. Banner by @grethaie

Joined July 2020
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Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed
12 Sep 2025
I have no idea what is going on
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Belgium wants to play us at our favorite sport Game on
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REPORT: Belgium has β€œlawyered up” to fight back against FIFA’s decision to reinstate Balogun, according to a local reporter for the team.
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FIFA really thought they could beat a New York City real estate developer at corruption
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π—™π—œπ—”π—šπ—’ πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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Can anyone explain to me why Balogunβ€˜s red card was taken away? Just curious.
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Never have I felt more represented in media than when Paul Giamatti's John Adams visited Paris for the first time
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Cranky Federalist reposted
Blinkin @blinkinriley
Jul 4
#America250
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This is one of my favorite things to see downtown, and most visitors to the Archives, who naturally want to see the Declaration and the Constitution, wall right past it
Megan | @megievalist
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Jul 4
Magna Carta, 1215, England (USA's copy, reissued 1297) Medieval English history is American history!
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Born in the District of Columbia Raised in Virginia Still a son of Massachusetts by heritage
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I hope all of the butthurt limeys have paid for their tweetin' loicenses
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This thread is basically the origin story on why I'm friends with @CDHenry_PA
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Sorry some of your grandfathers seem to have surrendered at Saratoga
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Alan MacLeod
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"For nearly 250 years, America promoted freedom and equality abroad"
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Your pub's flag isn't on the moon
Rom @LDNRom
Jul 3
So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.
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In honor of America 250, re-upping this old thread, the one that took this little account from 900 to 5k followers in a single weekend Happy 4th, everyone
Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed
12 Feb 2021
The Founders on Twitter Washington: -never tweets himself -account curated by staff -usually Hamilton using the account -doesn't follow anyone -only tweets official statements
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Ever see a post and get mad you didn't think of it first?
Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_
Jul 3
Pope you have to be very careful about pressing the excommunication button, if you do a million people will go to hell so think twice before-- [press. press press press] "is this thing on? does it make a sound? I'm not hearing anything" [press press press press press]
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The SSPX really said "let's find a guy who looks like he would be cast as the evil priest in a movie and then make him a bishop"
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How do atheists explain that God picked the USA to be the greatest country in the world?
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Every now and then you gotta check the requests folder to see what the fans are saying
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Elton John Calvin Robinson Crusoe
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Imagine getting rekt by a 4 year old like this
Eric Alper 🎧
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guy who's really just about had it
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