Instead of keeping everybody on pins & needles about his next team, LeBron should do a TV special where he announces who his next team is going to be on national television. He can do it at a Boys & Girls club to raise money for charity. He could even call it "The Decision", if you will. I think this would be a great idea and everybody would love it.

I just know whenever the LeBron news breaks I'll be on the toilet taking a shit.

This is actually real and not AI.

Folks, I want to sincerely apologize for all of the drunk tweeting yesterday. I went a little overboard and had not one, but TWO (2) Smirnoff Ices and just blacked out. It will not happen again, I promise you.

The Kansas City Chiefs need to: Thank Andy Reid and have him retire after this year. Write Sean McVay or Kyle Shanahan a blank check to become head coach in 2027. My money would be on McVay. Stafford is gonna retire soon and the chance to coach the 2nd half of Mahomes' career would be too much to pass up.

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.

Mahomes peaked early, then declined Marino peaked early, then declined Brady started out slow, then peaked Peyton started out slow, then peaked Brees started out slow, then peaked Montana was consistent, 1989 was peak but mostly he stayed the same Favre peaked early, then declined Unitas peaked early, then declined badly after 1967 No QB in NFL history has really separated himself through sheer numbers in their entire career to this point.

People who aren't Eagles fans aren't properly appreciating just how much of a cancer AJ Brown was last year. I fully expect Jalen Hurts to have an All-Pro season this year if healthy.

I've had sex before.

Worst decision any athlete has ever made, including OJ Simpson.

You weren't expecting to see Scooby on your timeline. You were wrong.

Joey Chestnut is famous for shoving wieners in his mouth on camera. A lot of you hoes can relate 😂😂😂

If you're a Cape Verde native/fan, just know that this is as good as it gets for you. You'll never get back here. You had your one shot at glory and you failed. Enjoy going back to being irrelevant.

This is a more impressive athletic accomplishment than anything Tom Brady ever did in his fucking career.

Tyler Swift and Travis Kelsey are now married, which means they can legally have sex for the first time.

Taylor Swift getting married at Madison Square Garden is the corniest fucking shit imaginable and if you like it you're a bad person.

*entire country celebrating a goal* the ref in charge of declaring offsides penalties:

Incredible 1 year run for Ayton in LA. Fully expect his number to be retired and a statue.

Croatia

Shai Gilgeous-Ronaldo