Life hack: if you get drunk enough at work they let you go home early
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Beauty by any means necessary.
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The last thing an English soldier in 850 AD sees before taking two axes to the face
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Karl Marx failed to consider being communist is gay
Trump: “You can be loyal to Karl Marx, or you can be loyal to America. You can be a Communist, or you can be a Patriot. You cannot be both.”
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How it feels to say “but who am I to judge?” when it’s literally all I do
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Peak health is the diet of a 90 year old chain smoking Italian
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Maturing is realizing that nothing is that serious and society is 99% retarded
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Quit your job, sit in the sun all day, lower your cortisol, build your physique, obtain a mysterious source of income
1 in 3 men aged 20 and older are neither working nor looking for a job in the US, per WSJ
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You need to be delusional and optimistic if you’re gonna make it
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Stop normalizing the grind, let’s normalize this instead
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The best feeling is when nobody knows what you’re doing with your life
Not even you
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>sets AC to 60
New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.
Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.
Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.
A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.
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How she looks at me after I call the group playing rap from a Bluetooth speaker at the beach a slur
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