Joined July 2018
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cannot believe im still pregnant.
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My kid just kicked me so hard i think he bruised my ribs from the inside
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I've never been more invested in a mayoral race for a city I don't actually reside. This campaign ad is awesomely brutal. Vote @spencerpratt!
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being nauseous again every morning is ruining my life.
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this album literally sounds like a humid summer night in june in the middle of nowhere with no cell service and nothing to do but talk or drink or listen to the crickets sing
My fourth album, The Great Divide, is yours to listen to. It is hard to even begin to describe what these last few years making this album has felt like. The collision of fear and pressure and joy and luck and total love has left me wordless, and if you know me personally, I hardly ever shut my mouth. I spent many months walking forward in complete darkness, hands out in front of me, desperate to touch something familiar that would show me I was near the light switch again. As lonely as it felt, and as unfamiliar as the world seemed in those moments, I was never really alone. I don’t think any of us ever truly are. I was guided through the wilderness by calm voices, by the stillness of my home state, by the total commitment of my band, producers, and team, by the steady and loving touch of my wife and family, and of course, by the constant and enduring encouragement of you all, who I am so lucky to have as fans. I am very proud of what we are doing together and I hope we can live this dream for a long long time noahkahan.lnk.to/thegreatdiv…
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When you’re trying to balance work, friends & family, 8 shows airing on Bravo, and trying to stay up to date on everything related to Summer House:
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me: exhausted, editing handbags, checking the clock til its 5pm the child im carrying: *dance party for an hour straight*
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My child is literally doing karate on my insides and im expected to WORK?! edit photos of a wallet? i cant even breathe!
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one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby
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andy please.
My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!
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“Are you following March Madness?” Me- Duh! Of course I am!!
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There just has to be a way to make these vitamins smaller. Theres no way they have to be that big. Something else is at play here
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my kid better have the BEST head of hair bc this heartburn he's giving me is almost as bad as 10 weeks of morning sickness.
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sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!
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my maternity leave cannot come fast enough
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This actually hit hard.
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Things I refuse to do as a millennial: - answer incoming calls from unknown numbers - answer doorbells I wasn’t expecting - go anywhere with an unclear parking situation
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And they wont ban it from making Art to protect artists though. GOOOOOTCHA
🚨 Do you understand what just happened? New York wants to ban AI from answering questions about medicine, law, and engineering. Let me translate that for you: > The industries charging you $500/hour just lobbied to make sure you can't get the same answers for free. > This was never about safety. It's about protecting the bill rate. > Lawyers don't want you to know AI can draft a contract in 30 seconds. > Doctors don't want you to know AI can read your bloodwork better than a resident. > Engineers don't want you to know AI can review your blueprints overnight. They're not banning AI to protect you. They're banning it to protect their invoices.
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ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it
BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.
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can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”
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