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Paisy @paisylynn

Hated. Adored.Never Ignored.❀️

Joined December 2025
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 @paisylynn
Jun 18
Why do men get so emotional when watching football? 😭 I was arguing with my boyfriend during the Senegal–France match, and he suddenly blasts, β€œThat pass from Michael Olise to Kylian MbappΓ© could find your absent father.” πŸ’€πŸ˜­
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The sad reality is that men often receive their first flowers at their funeral. To make matters worse, they're plastic. πŸ₯²πŸ’
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According to statistics,men who have small dicks support Messi, now gentlemen who is the GOAT?
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Men lose aura when they talk too much.
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Men are so funny. You'll see a man with a small dick complaining about a woman with small boobs. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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There are girls out there who think dating a 30-year-old man is a good idea because he's mature, right? Honey, don't I have news for you. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Nothing is sweeter than cuddling and falling asleep completely naked next to someone you love. ❀️
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How men see you once you tell them you're pregnant. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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When you visit your lighskin boyfriend without some chocolates and yoghurt vanilla.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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How old were you when you found out that RSVP on a wedding invitation stands for, Rice, Soup, Very Plenty? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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Dear Millennials, They're called sneakers, not sports shoes. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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When you're used to being hurt, being loved genuinely feels like a trap. πŸ’”
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My cousins were very naughty when we were kids. One time, we broke into our neighbor's kitchen. She was about 80 at the time, and we ate all the food in her pot. Then, for some weird reason, one of my cousins suggested we shit in the pot and close the lid which we did. I still wonder what her face looked like when she opened that pot. 😭
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I no longer have male friends. They asked for sex, I turned them down, and they cut me off. If your lady has numerous male besties, Son, don't I have news for you.
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It's perfectly okay to break up with someone who's poor in bed.
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A small one that's hard is better than a long one that's flaccid.
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The fact that an ugly girl and I can pull the same man just doesn't sit right with me. πŸ˜‚
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May Monday be productive.
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On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9,coz I am the 1 you need🀭
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Every girl has a male friend who is just a friend, and the whole world thinks he's not just a friend.
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Nothing is more scary than your parents holding your phone while you're showing them a picture. 😭😭
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