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My coworker is divorcing her husband after fifteen years together. He cheated for two months and she found out and she's leaving and everyone has an opinion about it apparently. People keep asking her if she's really going to throw away fifteen years over two months. Like she's the one making the reckless decision. Like she's the one who did something impulsive that needs to be reconsidered. And every single time she says the same thing. I didn't throw away the life. He did. I need people to really hear that because she is so correct it should be printed somewhere. She didn't throw anything away. She showed up for fifteen years. She was there. She did the work. She honored what they built. He threw it away. He made that choice, two months of choices actually, and now everyone is standing around asking her to absorb the consequences of his decision quietly and keep the marriage intact so nobody has to be uncomfortable. The audacity of........
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smoke all you want. just don't forget to clean your lungs after. a cup of mullein, chamomile, elderflower, and elderberry will have your chest breathing like it never held anything
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Invest in your mindset, protect your time, value your health, build wealth quietly. Let your results speak louder than your words.💥💥
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POV: Hitting the munchies on leftovers and it suddenly tastes like Grandma’s all-day Sunday dinner. Weed really said chef’s kiss.
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People in gangs so stupid like how could you go around killing people for free when you can go to the military and get paid to do it
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Go too high at work now im tryna get unhigh 😳😥😩
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I lied to my coworkers and told them I had a twin brother. At first, it was just a joke. Every time I was late, I'd laugh and say, "That was my twin, not me." Months later, everyone was in on it. They'd ask how my "brother" was doing, and I'd make up ridiculous stories about him traveling the world or getting into trouble. Then one Friday, I called in sick. Around noon, my manager texted me. "Your brother just stopped by looking for you." My heart dropped. I had never shown anyone a picture of this imaginary twin. When I came back to work on Monday, everyone was acting strangely. My manager swore a man who looked exactly like me had walked into the office, asked if I was working, smiled, and left without saying another word. The security cameras? Blank. The recording from that hour had somehow corrupted. To this day, I still don't know if someone was playing an elaborate prank... or if the joke I kept telling somehow decided to become real.
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My mom helped me buy my first camera when I started my photography business. Three years later, I had paid her back every penny. Then my cousin decided he wanted to become a photographer too. Mom: You should give him your camera. You can buy another one. Me: Is he paying for it? Mom: No, he's just getting started. Me: So was I. Mom: But we helped you. Me: And I paid you back in full. Mom: Family should help each other. Me: I agree. You're welcome to buy him a camera.
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Every story has a beginning. Mine started with smoking weed.
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1/2 The easiest money I ever turned down still crosses my mind. A man walked into the store where I worked and quietly offered me cash to “look the other way” for just five minutes. It was more money than I would earn in weeks. He kept saying, “Nobody gets hurt.” For a second, I almost believed him. Then I noticed something strange… He never looked at me. His eyes stayed fixed on the security cameras.
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People spend so much time arguing about indica vs. sativa or THC percentages, but the real question is: what's the most enjoyable high you've ever had, and what made it memorable
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Do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? this generation don't go through shit..
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Smoking weed alone vibing out to your most favorite songs is top tier healing energy.
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When she suck the head only🥴🥴 🗣️ oh bitch u must want my grandma necklace😂😂😫😫
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In Norway, people don't let surplus apples go to waste. Instead of leaving them to rot on the ground, they place them in clearly visible bags along fences or by the roadside, inviting anyone who needs them to take some. It's a simple act of generosity that helps reduce food waste while supporting the community.
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A young nigga told me in the grocery store .."it's time to go unc." You better believe I left my cart on the pasta aisle. Whatever it is that's about to go down. Count me out. 😭😭🤌🏽
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What do you know about school party? See how the girl dey bounce the boy like professional 😭😭 this is crazy mehn 💔💔
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All I'm saying i understand why people become villains
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You still remember this legendary Mike Tyson × Wiz Khalifa smoke session? 🍃😂
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Concerts should include a digital recording of the performance with every ticket purchase and ban phone recordings.
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POV: That one friend the second they find out you’ve got weed 😭
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