Biotechnologist and sunlight maximalist. Founder @sunfluencer. Living off-grid and building a bunker in the Brazilian jungle. ☀️ n=1 everything

Joined February 2020
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And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.
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“Don’t worry, Charles. I’ll take care of Quansah’s red card.”
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Norway touches the ball: no VAR, no chip/snickometer, penalty for Brazil. 😂 Matanović touches it with a strand of hair: full FIFA damage control unit deployed, goal overturned. The technology works exactly when they need it to. Absolute disgrace once again! FIFA, MAFIA!
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Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced. The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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How to make an innocent doctor look guilty? Just hide the denominator. When the system only focuses on billing charts instead of patient volume, it isn't seeking justice—it's weaponizing data. @DAGToddBlanche
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I am far more terrified of the group of people who unleashed COVID-19 and 9/11 on us than Muslims.
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Since the Netherlands, Germany, and Brazil are all out, I no longer have a team to root for. Luckily, I still have France to root against.
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FIFA is the most corrupt organization on the planet, and it’s not even close.
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How many of the following six statements do you agree with? 1. There was no pandemic. 2. Ukraine started the war. 3. Vaccines cause autism. 4. Transgenderism is a mental disorder. 5. Most ‘elites’ are satanist pedophiles. 6. Man-made climate change is a hoax.
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Bro mocked me for avoiding seed oils and lectured me about how “healthy” they are. Now he’s battling an autoimmune disease. But hey, trust the science, I guess.
Simon you can level up your shit talking by using evidence-based insults
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"i have autoimmunity and i dont know why"
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Nobody cares.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are officially married. 💍
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I fucking love writing books. And I have a feeling this one, about making governments as irrelevant to your life as humanly possible, is going to be a banger. Here's a little sneak peek.
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It’s sad… yet also a testament to American resourcefulness… that most people still get their ivermectin from the feed store. Saw a patient yesterday who refuses any other version. 🇺🇸
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🚨HOLY FORESKIN. Ben Shapiro spends 4 minutes calling Tucker Carlson a Kremlin asset for the crime of NOT wanting a war. SHAPIRO: "You don't go to Russia and sniff the bread." "Peace through strength" apparently means anyone who questions the next intervention is secretly working for Putin, Iran, and China simultaneously. Notice how Ben never says "You don't go to Israel and sniff the blood of Palestinian children." That would hit too close to home. Instead, he projects his own treason onto others while defending Netanyahu's war crimes as "self-defense." DEPORT!
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Who do you think Trump is going to pardon besides Ghislaine Maxwell and Sam Bankman-Fried?
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LMAO, he's defending diversity again
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🇬🇧 lost a colony. 🇮🇱 gained a puppet. Happy Independence Day!
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A McDonald's restroom attendant makes in 42 hours what you make on this platform with 30 MILLION views and way more hours of work. Let that sink in.
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Morley Robbins sits down with @realjermwarfare and dismantles the entire premise of a medical diagnosis. MORLEY ROBBINS: "I'm tired. I just don't have the energy I need. But it has a scientific meaning, cellular energy deficiency." MORLEY ROBBINS: "The doctor looks at your symptoms, and like, the Ouija board says, oh, you have XYZ syndrome. Then they tattoo that over your forehead." MORLEY ROBBINS: "People don't realize that the whole thing is theater. It's a narrative. There is no disease." MORLEY ROBBINS: "It's stress-induced mineral dysregulation, which causes metabolic dysfunction, which causes energy loss, which creates symptoms."
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