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eigenrobot
@eigenrobot
23 Feb 2018
everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time
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this is how you'd be getting to work if steve jobs had lived five more years
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x.com/i/status/2074107902340…
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@bamboo_master_m
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instead we got watches
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fascinating challenge for translators apparently is how to translate slurs apparently one solution is to simply censor foreign slurs by changing them to "n-word[s]" in english, irrespective of what group they're actually referring to
Raimund Schienzle
@Ogalalla100
Jul 5
Replying to @Finefinchen123
In England haben offensichtlich Terrorkanaken die Macht übernommen und sie werden von weissen Staatsknechten auch noch beschützt. Mal schauen, wie lange sich die Engländer das noch gefallen lassen.
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TheHuntForTomClancy
@HuntClancy
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Oh man you gotta hear this
Max Folkman@maxfolkmax
1 Oct 2018
Replying to @maxfolkmax
This Tom Clancy commentary for The Sum of All Fears sure does go some places
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science fiction that regards the possibility of the future with anything other than dread. dont see that much these days
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microplastics
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i may be a simple country robot, but it seems to me a major reason establishment parties are losing control of their countries might be that they're not doing what their constituents want them to do
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5yo: the red part of this popsicle is definitely cherry but i'm not sure about the white bit me: maybe it's supposed to be lemonade flavored 5yo: (exasperated) lemonade is yellow, dude
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i was RIGHT i'll never let her forget about it x.com/i/status/2073995475640…
SUPER7X@_SUPER7X
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Replying to @KelleyKga @eigenrobot
Apparently it depends on the brand.
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most americans dont know how good canadian health care is. its not just free suicide here, for example, evidence suggests canada provides its citizens with costectomies
National Post
@nationalpost
Jul 3
Poll: Canadians have 'sense of superiority' over Americans. A Postmedia-Leger survey found the majority of Canadians think we're nicer, more cultured and more admired than our neighbours south of the border nationalpost.com/news/canada…
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figger it out
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another woman catfished by a celestial what his pictures look like on tinder vs how he shows up this is why we got nephilim
Jen K@jenalden
Jul 5
would
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proud to be an american where even the lowliest shit-smeared fent addict has the unimpeded right to scream literally whatever he likes at passers-by
News Now Yorkshire
@NewsNowYorks
Jul 4
Police in Leeds are now arresting people for insulting Muhammad
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beyond based and cringe
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we gotta make it gen bravo this is unfair to them
Helen
@anomalie_blue
Jul 3
We’re really calling kids born after 2025 “generation beta” hasn’t anyone ever heard of name physiognomy???
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😭 come on man i can do better modern british patriotism than this you guys earned the long 19C
Peter Hague
@peterrhague
Jul 4
Watching Americans celebrate the 4th of July makes me realise that the modern UK lacks a unifying national story in the same way. The victory over the Nazis is tinged by how much it crippled the country. The attempts to make the NHS a civic religion bump up against the realities of the service. So who are we, really?
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happy fourth of july. today as a treat i am going to beg england of all places to remember her glory x.com/i/status/2073572504401…
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot
Jul 5
Replying to @122hours
you guys are killing me you're the country of newton and shakespeare and drake and ten thousand others what is wrong with you x.com/i/status/2073571867365…
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this is me rn x.com/i/status/1330611754586…
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot
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Replying to @eigenrobot
she identified the british specifically as people who seem embarrassed to have been an empire at one point and are now basically a backwater which you know what fucking get over it you bastards are the heirs of Elizabeth and Pitt and you should act like it
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HMMMMMMM
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one of these is the flag of the east india company and one is the grand union flag (of america)
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