This is like posting "there are cathedrals everywhere" with a photo of you in front of a cathedral
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TikTok anthropologist, dark statistician, ex @Kroger. There is a secret garden in the middle of America
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It's crazy to think that due to longevity research by Bryan Johnson there are already babies born today who will be alive for America's 500th birthday
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Okay guys let's do 250 more years and put 10 million people on this island
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President Trump please consider how the current state of mobile app sports gambling might cause your young male Barstool base to end up in a poor financial position in their 30s and 40s resenting your role in the normalization of a market designed to extract money from them
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It's a bit sad but photo slideshows of a random person in France your age who is good at posting, who lives your life but prettier, feeling simultaneously jealous and seen, that's what we want. Friends and family are less interesting than that
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Instagramβs new algorithm is like let me not show you the friends or family you follow but someone whoβs life is just out of your reach but clearly better and more funβ¦they donβt even show me celebrities anymore just someone who lives in France who is my age
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The dark interior of humanity's relentless jealous desire is probed deeper every year by researchers at Meta in order to increase user-hours and ad revenue by 5% YoY
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r/RedScarePod is junior varsity twitter
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Not to be mean but I think there's something slightly unwell about Taylor Swift that this is even something possible to consider. A wedding is supposed to be about receiving love from the world. Most weddings the bride and groom don't even write speeches, their friends do, what a couple getting married wants is so obvious and simple. Why would you get up on stage when you're getting it? I guess for Taylor Swift I think there's something in her that receiving from the world validation for the art she creates is the love she needs but I think she might have that need for validation more than any person in human history. She's a great artist but it just makes me think. I don't envy her
Taylor Swift will reportedly be performing at her wedding.
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I asked my dad a substantive question over text message and he hit me with the three-letter response "IDK" and nothing else. Which is the kind of thing if a girl did to me I'd freak out and think she didn't care if I lived or died. But since it's my dad I know that's not the case
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Writing is like sex in that it's purest when given away for free
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Beautiful artistic rendition of how it feels to get "the ick" as a male. Rome 220 AD
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cold π₯ reposted
Columbus rich:
-Applebees every other paycheck
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DC rich vs NYC rich:
DC rich:
- Family lake house
- Dadβs a partner at law firm
- Economy plus
- Summer internship through your parents
- One Rolex for graduation
- Membership at the Metropolitan Club
- βWe know the ambassadorβ
NYC rich:
- Family compound in East Hampton
- Dad runs a hedge fund
- PJ to the Hamptons
- Loro Piana personality
- Summer internship through your familyβs office
- One Patek because you already have three Rolexβs
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My life would have been so much better if I were born after 2018 and for my entire life my favorite websites had attention-based algorithms that gave me the exact content I wanted to see
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At the anti-datacenter luddite meetup telling girls I don't have a cell phone but I'll memorize their number and call them from a payphone in a few days
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