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Theme park theologian. Beholder of beauty. Addicted to collective effervescence. Writer of needlessly pretentious bios.
Joined August 2015
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Georgia Coley reposted
not to me
Are there really only two big blockbusters left for the summer? The Odyssey and Spider-man? Bruh.
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Georgia Coley reposted
lot of film twitter people love to be like “interesting thing i’ve noticed is that new movies stopped being good once i turned 23”
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Minions & Monsters with my movie theater coworkers at 11:30am tomorrow in 4DX. I am counting the hours. my body and soul are ready.
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okay you're telling me X-MEN 97 SEASON 2 IS FINALLY OUT and nobody told me?????
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closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted
the catering company for taylor swift is handing out wedding desserts for fans outside the venue 😭😭😭😭 she loves us
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Georgia Coley reposted
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i support Tom Cruise, Movie Star, because i shudder to think of the destruction he would bring if he set his mind to some other task
Jul 3
At least Tom Cruise fans can admit there’s a great malevolence in him
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Georgia Coley reposted
To all who celebrate
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Georgia Coley reposted
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Literally every time fascist marchers show up in DC they cannot figure out the metro. There's always a video. They are fundamentally not built for complex society.
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2) Patriot Front leader Thomas Rosseau gave orders to his hundreds of members as they entered the Eastern Market Metro stop in Washington DC following their July 4 march.
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Jul 5
prepare yourself: The Odyssey is going to get a terrible Rotten Tomatoes audience score, an even worse IMDB score, and probably an A- CinemaScore. I’ll let you put together why that is
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Georgia Coley reposted
Minions and Monsters includes many references to the masterpieces of cinema, like this reference to Paddington 2
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Jul 5
I still think this is the funniest pitch idea because it supposes a profitable overlap between cinephile film history connoisseurs and minions fans willing to pay $44.99 for a popcorn bucket
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Georgia Coley reposted
It’s almost as if the 250th celebration is cursed, like America was built on a sacred burial ground or something.
NEW: Visitors to the Freedom 250 Fourth of July event in D.C. are being evacuated temporarily due to severe weather. cbsn.ws/3R2nWWW
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just a preview of the next 50 years for ya
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Jul 5
that’s right. this is the man who gave us How to Train Your Dragon AND Kung Fu Panda
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minions and monsters has a really really amazing score by john powell and specifically this bit in the score where eyereene is summoned is so good like holy fuck
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Georgia Coley reposted
future AP US history DBQ
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"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"
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when you're overworking yourself at a movie theater job so much that you don't actually get to see movies, it starts to feel like this
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Georgia Coley reposted
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Judging from early box office numbers for Minions & Monsters that seems to be more of an online film community thing; they’ve basically followed this arc:
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Minions went from despised creatures representative of a culture in total decay to universally beloved masters of comedy within about 10 years
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Georgia Coley reposted
They’re wheeling the alien from the end of DISCLOSURE DAY into Taylor Swift’s wedding right now
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Jul 4
unbelievably funny that we’ve all just decided to change our tune on Minions after mocking those guys as the death of culture for years. I guess at a certain point it becomes undeniable that an icon has staying power, and even, dare I say it, wordless cross-cultural resonance
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Georgia Coley reposted
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browsing at goodwill and stopped in my tracks, lost for words
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