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Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__

I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I build things at @googledeepmind. Principal Engineer. ex-@googlechrome. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷

Joined March 2012
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two juvenile hawks yelling at their mom for snacks out my window. they're as big as her! all the small animals in the neighborhood are disappearing
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"I'm going to be very chill and relaxed," I said to my husband as I wrote out my nine hour kitchen plan to the minute. "Perhaps I will only make six main dishes and one kind of ice cream from scratch."
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someone stole my pants while I was out kayaking 🤡
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I just hung up my first ever flag pole. What are some fun flags you fly? I've got: USA for July, Costa Rica for September, the California flag, the Pride flag for June.
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 @vivoplt
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Claude😭
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My kid wants to make his own LLM. I helped him set up a simple chat box with if-statements and regexes. I tried to suggest a few more cases he should handle but said "no, this is just the beta. I'm going to put 'experimental' on the top." A nothing else to teach him
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I understand why we aren't allowed to use firearms in city limits, but the deer have gotten too complacent. My proposal: let us hunt deer with Nerf guns and supersoakers. We don't need to hurt them, they just need to move out of the way when humans are walking on the sidewalk
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Fun fact: this would be one of the most reasonable platforms if I ran for Berkeley city council
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the people who stock the snacks at DeepMind offices are performing experiments on our bodies
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I have established three things tonight: (1) I have pretty good aim with shoes (2) mosquito hawks are even better at dodging shoes (3) my husband will sleep through literally anything happening around him
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Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk
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Thinking about Amnesty International’s absolutely insane font choice from 1991
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We're playing twenty questions. Thus far they've figured out it's alive, it sometimes flies, it has eight legs, and it eats meat. They are getting extremely worried about what creature this is. (I'm thinking of the band Phish)
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I am researching magnetic curtain rods and the preponderance of negative reviews for this entire product class looks like this
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Serf
 @TheRoyalSerf
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We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving
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Turkey has defeated the USA at the World Cup. 3-2
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if you had given me a credit card at Bed Bath & Beyond as a nine year old I would have bought every seagrass box and now I have finally made my dream happen. this weekend is a big deal for me and my garage shelves
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my husband has this insane idea that you put a car in a garage. maybe even two cars. Incorrect. garage is for boxes
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everyone talks about bangs as a mistake, so I grew my bangs out to see what the fuss was about. I still don't get it. why do you all want to see your foreheads
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my menace of a cat has been gone for a few weeks now. I'm so sad. I was trying so hard to turn her into an indoor cat but she wanted none of it. I hope she's ok. I hope she just got mad about being locked up and ran away to somewhere else.
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today someone honked at me for yielding to a guy in the crosswalk. do they think that witnessing a vehicular murder is going to get them to work faster
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