Spacecadet was founded on the insight that founders working on the most important problems of our lifetime (Function, K2 Space, Rainmaker, etc.) need the most help telling their stories. Not because they're bad storytellers, but because they're working on such big, crazy ideas for the future that they need help grounding them. Today, we're officially announcing our new storytelling agency, Spacecadet Studio, to help more VC-backed startups turn impossible ideas into unforgettable stories. If you're a founder building at the edges of the game map and need help telling your story, my DMs are open!

Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!

back on my bullshit

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VCs don't fund ideas. They fund stories about ideas. The best founders aren't pitching what the company does. They're pitching what the world looks like when it works.

Also looking for a Codex-native Chief of Staff/BizOps lead in NYC. VC is more fun :) HMU

REINDUSTRIALIZE 🦾🚢🛳️⛴️

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Is 11lbs of cheese too much for an 11 person nacho night? 🤔

Anyone I know want to split/share/get in on a great SoHo office?

🚨 We’re hiring a TOKENMAXXER You rule over a stable of Claws so vast that when one hallucinates, the rest instantly spin up an intervention graph and fix it before you notice. Your GBrain is so big you don’t retrieve context — you synthesize, gap-analyze, and self-wire a living knowledge graph while running autonomous cron jobs that evolve overnight. You conjure Hermes agents from the skies (or your headless Mac Mini rack) with one slash command. They arrive self-improving, spawn sub-agents, write their own skills, and never forget who they serve. You’ve never met an API you couldn’t reverse-engineer into your own homerolled CLI before the rate limits even loaded. Your GStack is so stacked that @garrytan himself had to DM you asking how your slash-command swarm ships cleaner code than the official examples. You were personally responsible for the Great Mac Mini Shortage of ’26 while your hyperliquid bot was printing cash longing AAPL and shorting Hetzner. You name your agents after old coworkers you mercilessly dispatched — because nothing motivates a swarm like the ghost of “Dave from Ops who couldn’t keep up.” If this made you nod or smirk… we need to talk. DM me. Apply. Send your most unhinged n8n workflow.

My wife on the Reindustrialize protestors 😆😍

And loafers

Too many suits and Cole Haan shoes at Reindustrialize 🤔

This is the coolest promo gear I’ve ever gotten! Super excited to have @spacecadet backing our @Breakthrough Fellows company @Arinna_Inc with @KooshaNazif at the helm!

Looking for a venue in Brooklyn to a host a weekly poker game -- lmk if you have any ideas!

Flying to Detroit tonight — hit me up if you’re around! 🦾

We started @tricrobotics to help farmers grow healthier, more sustainable food for everyone. In just a few years, we’ve gone from early pilots to a fleet of tractor-scale robots using UV light and bug vacuums on some of the largest strawberry farms in California. We've treated tens of thousands of acres and we’re doubling our fleet every year. Every machine means less reliance on chemical pesticides, better tools for growers, and a more resilient food system for everyone. It’s not just about the robots. It also takes a great team. Reach out if you want to help us build the future of agriculture!

autonomous robot driving through the field at night. no chemicals. no pesticides. just UV light killing pathogens and pests while everyone sleeps. this is @tricrobotics. this is what chemical-free pest control looks like at scale.

K2 Space has been confirmed as a satellite bus provider for the @USSpaceForce Protected Tactical SATCOM-Global (PTS-G) initiative, which will launch to GEO in 2028. This announcement is a milestone for K2 as our first participation in a Pentagon program of record. Under the award announced by @USSF_SSC earlier this week, K2 will supply a satellite to our partners at @SESSpaceDefense, one of two primes on the contract. K2’s large, resilient satellites are built with the power and mass to deploy the anti-jam capabilities and consistent communications that the PTS-G constellation requires. Read more here: spacenews.com/k2-space-rocke…

storytelling is the only way to impose meaning on abundance, coherence on noise, & legitimacy on power. strategy, ops, & capital are all downstream. without narrative control, none it will ever stick. this has been the core premise of my account. in a world of infinite output, story is the scarce primitive. whoever can compress chaos into something ppl can feel, remember, forgive, & rally around actually runs the system. this skill is worth more than the entire c suite combined.