Essex | 29 | I’m here for a good time; Not a long time ✨| Tooth Fairy 🧚🏾‍♂️

Joined August 2010
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She is the goddess Athena
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The instagram moms have finally gone too far
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may the brand deals bust his DMs to the max and his pockets at the seams, he deserves it
Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha has become Instagram's most-followed goalkeeper after his country's historic World Cup run The 40-year-old went from around 50,000 followers to more than 20 million in just three weeks
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If you’re going to charge $10 for Wi-Fi on a flight, why can’t you just bury it into the original ticket price and call the Wi-Fi “free” so I don’t have to get pissed off at 35,000 feet?
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Replying to @IAmBritishReal
You're not mad because he is playing for France. You're mad because he is talented. You don't care whether he plays for your England or not.
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i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.
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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyerrr, and a shower is the keyesttttt 😭
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when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control
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Game of Thrones really tried to hide this goddess in a nun wardrobe 🤦🏽‍♀️
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i cant believe this was cape verde’s world cup debut….they ate that so bad
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Send £50 to your friend who organises stuff today. I tried to take up his role today and quit within 25 minutes. They are truly undervalued members of society
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I love having braids fr, you can just wake up and start your day
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Washing your hair as a black woman is literally a work shift lmao.
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Erling Haaland was born in LEEDS but none of you have a problem with that
Michael Olise playing for France instead of England is exactly the disloyalty and division that multi-culturalism has brought to our country. He was born and raised in England to Algerian mother / Nigerian father. British citizenship means nothing.
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I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭
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Sleeve tattoo
She's cooler than you
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we had a tampon vs pad debate at work and my friend said one time she used a pad without the wings and woke up w it next to her 🤣🤣🤣
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“Jesus biopic” you mean PASSION OF THE CHRIST?!?
‘Michael’ breaks Jesus’ 22-year record for highest-grossing biopic of all time at the domestic box office.
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I feel like your parents should be able to beat you up at your big age if you do something as stupid as this
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