Valet is your General market maker. We’ve been in the trenches for years - watched 1000 launches rug, get sniped, or just slowly bleed out. Now we help teams actually make it. Some of you hit us before launch to set everything up clean. Others come in when cook’s already on fire - horrible liquidity, rugs, or just straight incompetence. We jump in and fix it. Here’s what we actually do (no bullshit): • Full TGE prep from zero: wallet warming, bubble map cleaning. • Snipers and bots protection. • Supply accumulation controlled distribution (so it doesn’t look like team dumping). • Real buyer-side liquidity demand support. • 24/7 chart watching and technical babysitting. • Post-launch support - we don’t ghost after day one. We adapt to whatever level of chaos your project is in. Hands-on. No fancy corporate talk. If your launch is about be the new legend, not another tragedy... DM us @ValetTrading or hit @valet_admin on TG. We’ve seen every way this can go wrong. Let’s make yours go right for once

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We take the hits so your holders don’t have to.

$BTC is hovering around $58.5k right now. Bounced a little but the volume behind it is thin so it doesn’t feel like anything decisive is loading just yet. That said, a few things are keeping it interesting. Kaspa made a solid move and some whale wallets started accumulating $SOL quietly. $ANSEM is still getting 80% of mindshare on CT and volume onchain is hitting ATH. The main narrative today is regulatory. California, UK, Australia and the EU are all dropping crypto policy updates this week at the same time. That’s the narrative the market is actually paying attention to right now. Still pretty quiet overall. Real money is moving in selective spots but nothing has caught fire yet. Feels like everyone’s just waiting to see which direction the next catalyst pushes things.

POV: You spent six months on branding and six minutes on launch structure.

A market maker’s real job isn’t making the chart green on day one. It’s building structure that still holds when the hype fades, price discovery takes over and the market starts paying attention to supply, distribution, and holder behavior. Anyone can support price for a few days. But very few can build a market that survives after the narrative cools down.

POV: When Google’s autocomplete has alpha…

The meta is shifting. KOL raids and paid trending are losing their edge. The market has seen it too many times. What actually cuts through now is clean price action and transparent holder behavior. When someone checks your chart, distribution and wallets, what they see either builds confidence or kills it in seconds. Perception is still everything and in 2026, trust is the biggest alpha.

The week is starting exactly where the last one ended: $BTC is still ranging between $62K and $67K. Right now, two things are driving the market; • Iran deal talks are moving forward. Oil has dropped below $80, risk appetite is returning, and that's giving markets a boost. • ETFs just posted their worst 30-day stretch since launch, with $6.35B in outflows. Despite the ETF selling, spot markets continue to show accumulation and whales are quietly stacking up. Over $10B in options are set to expire on friday, and most of those positions are currently out of the money. Expiries of this size often lead to increased volatility. For now, the setup is simple: $62K = support. $67K = resistance. we are paying attention to this range; friday will likely determine the next move.

There are two types of founders in this space. You already know which one wins.

POV: you are watching the best MM in action

Most MMs copy-paste the same playbook across every client. Same setup every time. Your token isn’t a template. Every project we work with gets built from the ground up. The structure, wallet setup, post-launch plan. Nothing is recycled. Because what worked for the last launch won’t necessarily work for yours.

The type of notification every founder wants to see on launch day.

Most people think market makers just make charts look good. They see a smooth launch and assume everything happened naturally. What they don’t see is the work we put in before launch day. Distribution planning, wallet mapping, supply management, market structure; hundreds of decisions we make that influence what happens once trading begins. The market sees the green chart, but they don’t see the months of planning behind it. Every successful launch we’ve been part of is the result of extensive preparation long before the first candle. By the time people start getting in, we’ve already laid the groundwork.

Monday morning and the market is recovering after last week’s flush. $BTC has reclaimed the $66k zone, up nicely in the last 24 hours and sentiment on CT is shifting from deep fear, especially with the US-Iran deal progress. The biggest event dominating the timeline is SpaceX’s massive IPO; the largest in history pulling heavy institutional capital and attention. Last week’s shakeout cleared out a lot of weak hands. The teams and holders who stayed calm and bought the dip are now in a much stronger position heading into this week.

Before a TGE, founders obsess over: • Tokenomics • Liquidity • Marketing • Website • Launch strategy But one thing often gets overlooked: DISTRIBUTION. Who owns the supply matters the most. Because how the supply is distributed tells you exactly how the story ends. A launch with strong distribution can survive mistakes, but a launch with weak distribution WILL struggle even when everything else looks good.

Every single token onchain has an expiry date. The only question is when. Some launches survive a few days. Some survive a few months. and a few survive long enough to become part of the next cycle. Most teams focus on launch day, but the best teams focus on what happens after. Because when the hype fades, the market starts asking harder questions. Is there structure? Are holders staying? Is there a reason to come back? The projects that last aren’t always the ones that launch the hardest. They’re the ones built to outlive the hype.

Launches are won before TGE. At Valet, we provide full-stack launch support to make sure every detail is covered before your token goes live.

Your token doesn’t need more buyers. It needs fewer reasons to sell. Most teams focus on demand. We focus on sell pressure. Before a DEX launch, we ask: • Who gets tokens first? • How concentrated is supply? • How many wallets are waiting to exit? • When do unlocks hit? • What incentives are keeping holders around? Because if everyone is looking for the exit, it doesn’t matter how many people are entering. A launch succeeds when holders want to stay longer than traders want to leave.

One side watches the chart. The other side understands what keeps it alive.