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How does my tan look? It's fading too fast๐ญ
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48 yr old LEGEND! ๐ฅA bilingual beauty... fluent in both ENGLISH & SARCASM๐ There's a 99.9% chance that either YOU or YOUR DAD are already in LUST with me ๐
Joined December 2025
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Happy Monday.
Wishing you a week of happiness with a side of debaucery
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HAPPY U.S.A DAY to all of you who are following me from the United Shit Show of America๐คช
I may not be allowed in but damn I look good in the flag!
Enjoy!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐
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I'm all for body positivity but when I see ppl complimenting girls who are clearly anorexic/bulimic that is wild
As someone who was hospitalized from serious complications due to ED I beg of y'all not to cheerlead for these people
They're sick & they need help, not compliments
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๐ข JUST DROPPED ๐ข
My brand new 20 SECOND work out video!
TGIF๐
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It's DINNER... and this A$$ isn't gonna eat itself!
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Since it's common knowledge that I'm "old" I thought I'd stick to age appropriate undergarments๐๐คฃ๐
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So I have a bladder the size of a coin pouch.
I mean when nature calls and you're in nature... You go!
I'm not going to lie. There was a guy about 15 ft away like working out on the trail
But I couldn't hold it anymore
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Guess who slept in today? But still wasn't late for work?
Luckily I work from home so I literally rolled out of bed at 8:42 am
And started ON TIME at 8:45 while I was still brushing my teeth.
I'M THAT GOOOOD๐
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Yesterday this dude on here was bitching about women who get tattoos
Saying how it makes us look awful but that's just his opinion, not a FACT.
Now here's a FACT for any man wearing a blazer with the bottom button done up
It's NEVER supposed to be done up!
YOU'RE WELCOME
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Happy Monday everybody! Rise & grind
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๐ขBREAKING NEWS STORY๐ข
We just found a DOMESTICATED COUGAR born WAY BACK in the 1900's who is, in fact, NOT PAST HER PRIME!
Watch as this 49 year old lifts her brittle middle aged leg over head!
UPDATE: She was rushed to the hospital shortly thereafter
FYI: this is satire!
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Ever wonder what I look like NโKโฌD?
Interested in meeting my "pet cat"?
Wanna get up close & personal with "my twins"
Curious about my ASSets?
Click the link in my bio.
WARNING: the spice level is INTENSE
REWARD MODE: first 10 get HโLF PยฎIยฉโฌ
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Here's a little food for thought.
WE DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
Listen to this sap. Ladies I beg of you
Dude you sound like you're stuck in the 1950s. I beg of you. Just keep your opinions to yourself
Some people like artwork on their walls and other like it on their bodies
Attention, ladies.
I beg of you, please don't cover your beautiful skin with tattoos.
Your natural beauty is far more timeless than any ink. Leave your skin as nature intended.
One day, when you're holding your grandchildren, I think you'll be glad you chose timeless beauty over temporary fashion.
Ladies: Do you think tattoos are an expression of femininity or distract from it?
Men: What do you think?
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