Actor/Comedian/Director/Podcaster MichaelRapaportComedy.com🎙Making 3x Weekly Audio & Video Podcast History @iamrapaport @rapaportreality WORLDWIDE 🍉

Joined January 2011
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My Roofers just got into a fight with Julio that paints my Mother’s house, this is not ok. They jumped Julio! #rooffight #Ma #july4
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The person who stormed into the Muslim Center was Muslim.
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That magical Claim Slam saved them last night
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איזה משחק משוגע (ויעידו של הילדים בכל הבית) וכל הכבוד לנבחרת אנגליה על נצחונה על מקסיקו ולכן היום במסגרת ״מונדיאל עם עינת״, ועד שישחררו את סרטון הדיבייט באוקספורד, הנאום הפותח שלי בדיבייט בלונדון מ 2019 על אנטיציונות כאנטישמיות החדשה. למרבה הצער התיישן מצוין: youtu.be/1qGewRDWJGo?si=kV2_…
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NO CORBEN
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Yes I spoke of the very well known Jewish Tunnel System in Los Angeles, everyone knows about these tunnels. I don’t understand why everyone is freaking out
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Americans are very generous, but they draw the line when someone has been granted the immense privilege of American citizenship, then throws that gift in our faces by insisting that America on its own is trash—and needs them to reshape us in the image of the place they left.
What makes America great, according to Mamdani, and the only thing that makes it great, is that it can be fundamentally changed by people like him. My column: The Disgraceful Mamdanis batya-us.com/p/the-disgracef…
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🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸🏆
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You didn’t chase opportunities you chased Jews
I came to America like so many immigrants before me, chasing opportunity, stability, prosperity, and justice. That promise hasn't held for me, yet I hold onto it still, fighting for my children and yours. I fight because I believe America can be what it promises. That promise means nothing if it doesn't also mean freedom and justice for everyone. Happy Independence Day, America.
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Claire Valdez won her district’s rich precincts and high-education ones 64 to 27. She lost low-income areas by 32 points and Black ones by 50 points. This anti-America claptrap is trust fund socialism—vanity morals of the elite that operate as a smokescreen for their privilege.
Freedom is only possible when we have the conditions for the good life — healthcare, housing, education, and dignity on the job. But the system is rigged and our planet poisoned by billionaires, bosses, and war profiteers. This 4th of July we recommit ourselves to remaking it. To fight for liberation from Palestine to Puerto Rico, for a Green New Deal, for the world we deserve.
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What makes America great, according to Mamdani, and the only thing that makes it great, is that it can be fundamentally changed by people like him. My column: The Disgraceful Mamdanis batya-us.com/p/the-disgracef…
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Who wore it better Flat Ronnie or Flat Mojtaba?
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Rama Duwaji aka The Wicked Witch of NYC is reportedly in Spain on a $3,400 yoga Muslim study retreat. Nothing says SOCIALISM like a $3,400 luxury retreat in Spain. These are the calloused hands of the hard working immigrant struggle? FOH. #SARCASM #ZoronTheMoron #Fake #Suckers
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In Sydney - the same city where Jews were gunned down on Bondi Beach - the intimidation and harassment of Jews continue. Two men stood outside a synagogue and pointed a gun at Jewish worshippers leaving Chabad after Shabbat services. Police tracked down the suspects and recovered an imitation pistol.
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Both @jamiekennedy and @michaelrapaport think Nithya Raman cheated in the L.A. mayoral primary: "Spencer, 100% that s**t was stolen." "I would like a recount. If I was him, I'd get myself some f**king Jewish lawyers, who are in the Jewish tunnels of L.A, and I'd f**king lawyer up, 'cause they Al Gore'd that motherf**ker."
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.@MichaelRapaport says he stopped calling Trump "Dick Stain" for the sake of the October 7 hostages: "The conversations I had with the hostage families, the reality that I saw, it's worth it for me to not be disrespectful for him because I fought, begged, prayed, pleaded to get the hostages home by any means necessary."
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A mask is a mask is a mask is a mask. Today, white nationalists marched through DC hiding behind masks. For the last three years, anti-Jewish protesters have been doing the exact same thing all over the world. If masked intimidation disgusts you today, it should’ve disgusted you then too….right?
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“Probably Gay” is a fantastic quote
Iranian security bars 'probably gay' disfigured supreme leader from his father's funeral - fearing Israel would strike again trib.al/qiBS7uP
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This guy said that?
The head of Iran’s IRGC says “divine retribution” against the U.S. and Israel is “not far away.” Bold words form a man whose navy is currently more theoretical than operational.
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Find yourself a love like Parmida & Corbin love, that’s real love-love♥️🏝️♥️ That real, I love you cause you remind me of me love-love #parmida #corbin #loveisland
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Happy Birthday USA! 🇺🇸 The New Colossus 🗽 by Emma Lazarus
November 2, 1883 Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; 
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
 A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
 Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
 Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
 Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
 The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
 “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
 With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
 Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
 The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
 Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
 I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
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