jordan reposted
Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.
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Any time you’re nervous to play against the 14th best player in the French League, you simply got to lawyer it up.
REPORT: Belgium has “lawyered up” to fight back against FIFA’s decision to reinstate Balogun, according to a local reporter for the team.
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jordan reposted
Well well well 😂
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jordan reposted
Told you.
That was not the definition of a red card.
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Neymar yapping after a garbage time goal. Come on be serious man. Have a safe flight home.
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jordan reposted
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Folarin Balogun, the 2x goal scoring star of the US Men's National team last night against Paraguay, is an American due to birthright citizenship....something the Trump administration is currently trying to end.
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Do you know why I'm pissed off on this July 4th? Because I'm seeing the greatest country in the history of the world increasingly bathing in the infinity pool of parasitic suicidal empathy (as has occurred with much of the West). PLEASE activate your inner honey badger and defend American freedom. Do not take American Exceptionalism for granted. Fight! Fight! Fight!
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And today, a gang of masked Trump supporters marched through DC waving the losing side’s flag.
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jordan reposted
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This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.
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Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Absolutely jarring to compare the dignity & class Cabo Verde walked off the field with yesterday after taking Argentina to extra time to whatever the fuck Paraguay is doing today.
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jordan reposted
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Paraguay tried playing football for one game, got battered, and decided they’re never to play ethical football again 😭
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Jul 4
inviting my close personal friend, the AMC theaters CEO, to my private intimate wedding
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It is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States on the year of America 250, July 4th, 2026.
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Trump: Our American ancestors did not shed their blood just so that a band of thieves, radicals, and lunatics could come in and loot pillage our nation
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