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Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV

There is no need to be upset.

Joined May 2016
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Count Dankula
 @CountDankulaTV
29 Jun 2023
We will still strive to ensure that people of all backgrounds can attend university, no matter if you are black, latino, asian or normal.
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Apparently I can't fucking see.
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Oh say can you see.
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American lemonade slaps the absolute shit out of whatever the fuck it is we have back home.
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Me and my sweaty tits visited this place. Forgot what it was.
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Worse. She's from Fife.
Idiot farmer @theidiotfarmer
Jul 5
She’s Han Chinese, isn’t she Marcus ?
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Absolutely did not just have a firework duel with @The_King_Trout and I absolutely did not lose by getting nailed right in the fucking leg.
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I'm now an average build guy with a small penis.
Luke Bell @LukeBel18396254
Jul 5
@CountDankulaTV can't even be happy tagging you in this anymore, you're no longer a fat man with a small penis. Do you realise what you have done by losing weight? You've taken the joy away from all of us.
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How it started. How it’s going.
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Had guys from the State Department telling me they aren't going to let me leave and I couldn't tell if they were joking.
Mr Malkavian @Malkavsmarauder
Jul 4
Were not letting you go Dank... youre stuck here now...
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I was. It was good catching up or meeting with everyone. However I am never wearing a suit in that fucking heat ever again.
Caustic @kil_caustic
Jul 4
Were you at the party for the new passports?
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I'm Scottish. I was born in Scotland. I love Scotland. I love my country However I am currently in my side hoe nation. Texas oh how I've missed you.
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I'm monitoring.
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 @CargoShortLife
Jul 3
According to instagram, they let @CountDankulaTV into the White House πŸ˜‚
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Any officer who watched that video and came to this conclusion should be fired instantly as they are now a danger to the public.
Birmingham Police
 @BrumPolice
Jul 2
The incident has been reviewed, and we have no concerns over the officer's actions and we are satisfied that they were reasonable and proportionate in the circumstances. We would ask that footage is not further shared to allow the legal process to take its course.
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God bless America.
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Jonathan Wong
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Jul 2
GB News
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Jul 2
Shabana Mahmood bans asylum seekers from being housed near schools and nurseries gbnews.com/politics/migrant-…
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Puppet Edgar
 @PuppetEdgar
Jul 1
Well, this happened today. Would you folks like to watch this conversation? It gets wild... @CountDankulaTV
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You know what, fine. Madagascar Is Weird youtube.com/watch?v=1lqqu5Ng…
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Timcast News
 @TimcastNews
Jul 1
TONIGHT on Timcast IRL | Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV Watch LIVE at 8pm ET on Rumble, YouTube, X & Facebook
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When the Nudge Unit doesn't operate in your country.
Basil the Great
 @BasilTheGreat
Jun 30
🚨NEWS: "Now is not the time for mourning, it is the time for war!" The mother of the French teenager known as Louis, who was murdered by a migrant gang has called on the whole of France to unite in protest this Sunday 5th July in Narbonne
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