don’t worry cops! People have seen through their emotional tactics since day one💀

Over the past 6 years, Delhi has seen more than 500 deaths due to fire accidents. An alarming number that exposes systemic failures in building safety, inspections and enforcement of fire norms. Cockroach Party of India highlights: 1) Widespread neglect of fire safety in commercial and residential buildings. 2) Inadequate inspections by authorities, allowing violations to persist. 3) Repeated tragedies with no real accountability. Suspensions and transfers are cosmetic fixes. 4) Vulnerable communities, workers, and guests continue to face preventable risks. Each life lost could have been saved with strict enforcement, functional safety equipment, and proactive oversight. The party demands: 1. Comprehensive audits of all high-risk structures. 2. Enforcement of fire safety regulations without exception. 3. Public disclosure of inspection reports and compliance status. 4. Immediate accountability for officials failing in duty. Delhi cannot continue as a death trap for negligence. Safety is non-negotiable.

MP CM Mohan Yadav is busy promoting Ladli Behna aid, promising ₹3,000 by 2028. Meanwhile, the state faces crumbling roads, underfunded hospitals, struggling farmers, low-quality education, and youth migrating for jobs. This is not governance. This is cash for photo ops politics. A government that prints headlines with freebies while ignoring basic infrastructure, health, and employment is failing its citizens. Cockroach Party of India demands: Stop populist handouts disguised as welfare. Prioritize roads, hospitals, schools, and meaningful jobs. Ensure accountability in spending, not just press releases. Focus on long-term development, not vote bank optics.

MP Govt wants “quality education” on paper, but reports raise serious questions over appointments of college cadre teachers as Vice Chancellors in 7 universities. If universities are being run by people allegedly not meeting UGC-level qualifications, then this is not education reform. This is academic corruption with official stamp. Students need professors, research, labs, placements and credibility. MP Govt is giving them jugaad appointments, silent files and compromised universities. A state that plays with university leadership is playing with the future of lakhs of students. Cockroach Party of India demands: Cancel illegal appointments. Order an independent probe. Make the selection files public. Fix responsibility inside Raj Bhavan and Higher Education Department. MP deserves universities, not political parking lots.

Official Statement: “No member of the Cockroach Party of India shall, under any circumstances, participate in or associate with any fake, staged, or misleading protest.” Jai Hind🇮🇳

MP CM Mohan Yadav adds one electric SUV to his convoy to “save fuel” and calls it a symbol of Viksit Bharat 2047. Very impressive. A full convoy of fuel-burning escort cars, pilot vehicles, security staff and government machinery will now become eco-friendly because one luxury SUV joined the parade. the number plate MP 02 VB 2047 is apparently a symbol of “Viksit Bharat 2047”. Sir, people are not living in 2047. They are living in today’s Madhya Pradesh, where roads break, hospitals struggle, farmers fight debt, youth migrate for jobs, and basic governance still needs charging. Cockroach Party of India asks: When will MP get electric governance, not just electric convoys? Where is the same urgency for broken roads, farmer distress, jobless youth, weak hospitals, unsafe schools and basic civic services? People don’t need a symbolic MP 02 VB 2047 plate. They need accountability in 2026. Less showroom politics. Less photo-op development. Less “vision 2047” drama. More roads. More jobs. More hospitals. More delivery. Cockroach Party of India says clearly: A performative CM changes cars. A serious CM changes ground reality.

BJP’s main account, followed by 23M people, is now selling an AI/VFX version of Patna as “DEVELOPMENT”. Bihar has a BJP Chief Minister. BJP-NDA runs the state. Still, instead of showing real roads, real drains, real hospitals, real jobs and real public feedback, they are showing glowing fantasy bridges like a video game trailer. “चौंकिए मत” सही लिखा है. Because people are genuinely shocked that a ruling party needs AI Patna to hide real Patna. Cockroach Party of India asks: Show Patna after rain. Show waterlogged colonies. Show hospital queues. Show broken roads. Show traffic chaos. Show project audit. Show contractor details. Show maintenance cost. Show citizen complaints. Development is not CGI. Development is what citizens face after the camera is switched off.

Dear @BJP4Bihar, Bihar now has a BJP Chief Minister. BJP runs the state. BJP controls the narrative. And still the best you can show people is an AI-generated glowing bridge video? Patna does not need VFX development. Patna needs real drainage, real roads, real hospitals, real jobs, real traffic management and real accountability.

Dear Ravi Shankar Prasad ji, Patna needs drainage, roads, clean public transport, working streetlights and flood-free streets, not AI-generated fairy-tale videos. If this is “Viksit Patna”, then please also generate AI hospitals, AI jobs, AI pothole-free roads, AI clean drains and AI accountability. Real Patna residents are still fighting waterlogging, traffic chaos, garbage, broken roads and failed civic planning. But leaders are busy selling VFX development as ground reality. Cockroach Party of India asks one simple question: Where is the real audit? Show: Cost Contractor Completion status Current condition Public feedback Maintenance plan Development is not done by filters, reels and AI glow. Development is proved on the road, in the drain, in the hospital and in the daily life of citizens. Stop showing CGI Patna. Show real Patna. 🙏

Why is “ACCOUNTABILITY” in India always a transfer order? A major institution faces questions, students suffer, public outrage grows, and the officer simply gets moved to another ministry. No job loss. No penalty. No personal liability. Just a new chair, new department, same system. This is not tough action. This is bureaucratic recycling.

Delhi fire tragedy: 21 lives lost. Reports say Flourish Stay B&B in Hauz Rani had permission for only 6 rooms, but was allegedly operating 25 rooms, including basement rooms, with only one entry and exit point. This is not an “accident”. This looks like a chain of negligence, greed, illegal expansion and failed inspection. Cockroach Party of India demands clear accountability: Who gave the licence? Who inspected the property? Who ignored the violations? Which officer allowed 25 rooms under a 6 room permission? Who will face criminal action? After every tragedy, the system does suspension-transfer drama. This time, Delhi needs names, FIRs and jail, not excuses.

Why is “SUSPENSION” final punishment for so many IAS, IPS and Govt officers? They do corruption, misuse power, destroy public trust, then sit at home on allowance, wait for headlines to fade and return through the same system. > For common citizens, one mistake can destroy life. > For powerful officers, corruption often becomes a temporary break. Suspension is not accountability. Dismissal, prosecution, asset seizure and lifetime ban from public office should follow proven corruption. Cockroach Party of India asks: why does the system protect corrupt officers more than honest citizens?

Cockroach Party of India asks one straight question: Was Smart City a development mission or a contractor enrichment scheme? Thousands of crores spent. Tenders passed. Consultants hired. Dashboards launched. Ribbons cut. Photo ops done. And what did citizens get? Broken roads. Flooded streets. Open drains. Garbage mountains. Dead streetlights. Dirty water. Encroached footpaths. Half-finished projects. Fake beautification. Real suffering. On files, cities became “smart.” On ground, citizens are still jumping over sewage. Every political party owes answers: Who got the contracts? Who approved the bills? Who certified fake completion? Which officers protected the contractors? Why are taxpayers still living in third-class infrastructure? This is not urban development. This is public money buried under potholes. No more Smart City drama. Audit every project. Blacklist corrupt contractors. File FIRs. Fix accountability.

Cockroach Party of India asks every political party: why do municipal corporations exist only to collect taxes, pass tenders and protect contractors? Citizens pay, but get broken roads, open drains, garbage piles, waterlogging, dead streetlights, dirty water, illegal encroachments and half-finished projects. Every year, crores are shown in budgets. Files say “work completed.” Contractors get paid. Officers get transferred. Leaders cut ribbons. But the same roads collapse, the same drains overflow, the same garbage returns, and citizens keep suffering. This is not lack of funds. This is corruption, laziness and political protection. India does not need more fake “Smart City” branding. India needs clean municipalities, public audits, transparent tenders, contractor blacklists and officers who fear consequences. Local corruption is where citizens suffer first.

FSSAI, UPSC, NTA, CBSE. These institutions are supposed to protect food safety, merit, exams and the future of students. But today, people are forced to ask serious questions: > Who is accountable when unsafe food reaches citizens? > Who answers when paper leaks destroy years of preparation? > Who takes responsibility when evaluation systems fail students? > Who resigns when trust in recruitment and education collapses? These are not small mistakes. These are attacks on public trust. A country cannot run on speeches while its institutions rot from inside. Accountability. Transparency. Resignations. Reform.

NEET Paper Leak. CBSE OSM failure. Two Disasters. One Common Victim: STUDENTS. Lakhs of students lost peace, time, money and trust, but the system is acting like nothing happened. When students suffer, ministers give excuses. When elections come, they give speeches.

PM Modi finds time for scripted exam advice, mango talk and Mann Ki Baat stories, but when 22 lakh students are crushed by exam chaos, silence suddenly becomes policy. Students don’t need lectures. They need accountability. Why no Mann Ki Baat on students’ future? Why is the PM silent on their future?

22 lakh students prepared for years, spent their parents’ savings, sacrificed sleep, health and peace of mind. One failed exam system destroyed their trust, yet the Education Minister still refuses to resign. WHY?

Dear Health Minister Shri JP Nadda ji, How many more hospital tragedies, medicine shortages, overcrowded wards, broken PHCs, referral deaths and ambulance failures will be treated as “isolated incidents”? People do not need photo-ops in hospitals. They need beds, doctors, nurses, medicines, oxygen, clean wards and working emergency systems. Why are patients still forced to run from counter to counter? Why are families still buying medicines from outside? Why are rural patients still travelling hours for basic treatment? Why are government hospitals overloaded while private hospitals remain unaffordable? Why is public health still managed like charity, not a right? A country cannot become developed when its citizens fear falling sick. Health is not a slogan. Health is infrastructure. Health is staffing. Health is accountability. When will the ministry stop celebrating schemes and start publishing real hospital-wise performance data? — Cockroach Party of India

Dear Shri Manohar Lal ji, You are the Union Minister for Housing and Urban Affairs. That means Indian cities, urban infrastructure, housing, drainage, roads, sanitation, public transport and basic civic planning fall under your national policy watch. But what do citizens see? Cities drowning after one rain. Smart City roads breaking within months. Open drains becoming death traps. Garbage mountains becoming permanent landmarks. Footpaths disappearing. Traffic chaos increasing. Affordable housing remaining a slogan. Crores spent, but public dashboards missing. India does not need more “world-class city” speeches. India needs working drains, safe roads, clean colonies, transparent Smart City spending, audited contractors, public grievance dashboards and accountability for failed urban projects. Before selling the dream of developed cities, please fix the cities where people actually live. — Cockroach Party of India

India’s opposition has mastered the art of making noise without raising real issues. Where is the serious fight on unemployment? Where is the pressure on paper leaks? Where is the campaign on hospital failures, school collapse, drug crisis, corruption, unsafe roads, water crisis and rising cost of living? People are suffering daily, but opposition parties are busy with selective outrage, personal attacks, soft PR and election-season drama. A real opposition does not wait for trends. A real opposition does not outsource anger to social media. A real opposition stands with students, workers, farmers, patients, jobless youth and ordinary families every single day. India does not just need a strong government. India also needs a fearless, issue-based opposition. Right now, both sides are failing the people. — Cockroach Party of India

Cockroach Party of India was created to raise real public issues: education, jobs, exam leaks, corruption, healthcare, accountability and the daily struggles of ordinary citizens. This confused copycat version called Cockroach Janata Party is trying to copy our ideas, copy our language and create chaos. Let us be clear. We are not here to act as a proxy for any political party. We are not here to do hidden PR. We are not here to mislead people with copied slogans. India does not need another confused political puppet pretending to be independent while quietly promoting someone else’s agenda. If you really care about people, talk about paper leaks, unemployment, drugs, corruption, unsafe roads, broken hospitals, power cuts and failed governance. Copying names is easy. Standing with people is hard. Cockroach Party of India is not anyone’s B-team. We are here to question everyone. We are here to expose everyone. We are here for public issues, not political freelancing.

2016: Arvind Kejriwal promised Punjab’s drug crisis would end in one month if voted to power. March 2022: AAP came to power in Punjab. 2025: Same promise again. “Drugs will be eradicated from Punjab forever.” So what changed in 9 years? The headline changed. The slogan changed. The packaging changed. But Punjab’s drug crisis is still alive, families are still suffering and youth are still paying the price. AAP is not in opposition anymore. They cannot blame “previous govts” forever. When you promise to end drugs in one month, then stay in power for years, and still repeat the same promise in 2025 — that is not governance. That is political recycling. 🙏

UP Energy Minister Arvind Kumar Sharma is being questioned over the power crisis, and instead of giving a clear answer, he reportedly dodges it with “Jai Shree Ram.” This is exactly why people are angry. When citizens ask about electricity, they need answers on transformers, supply cuts, bills, complaints, deadlines and accountability not slogan management. Religion is not a substitute for governance. A slogan cannot run a fan. A slogan cannot save patients in hospitals. A slogan cannot help students studying in the heat. A slogan cannot fix a failed power system. Ministers get garlands, security and AC rooms. Common people get power cuts, excuses and folded hands. This is not leadership. This is escape.

Education Minister deserves Bharat Ratna! 🫡 Not everyone can turn a simple exam into a National Security Project. Students thought they were preparing for NEET. Turns out they were part of a full-scale disaster management drill. Paper leaks? Normal. Re-exams? Normal. Students losing yrs of hard work? Normal. Air Force for paper transport? Historic reform. What a visionary model: when the education system collapses, don’t fix accountability — call the armed forces. At this rate, next exam centres should have tanks outside, fighter jets above, and commandos guarding OMR sheets. Truly, a masterclass in governance: first create the crisis, then market the panic as “strict action.” Bharat Ratna is too small. Give him “Nobel Prize in Exam Mismanagement.”

Why does India need the Air Force to transport exam papers? Is the Indian Air Force meant to protect the nation’s borders, or to rescue the Education Ministry after repeated exam failures? A country where students spend years preparing, families sell land, parents take loans, and youth travel hundreds of kilometres for one exam but the system cannot even guarantee a leak-proof paper. >First paper leaks. >Then cancellations. >Then re-exams. >Then emotional damage. >Then “high-level committees.” >And now armed forces for paper transport? This is not reform. This is panic management. The armed forces deserve respect. They are not a bandage for administrative incompetence. The Education Ministry’s basic job is to conduct fair exams. If even that needs military level handling, then the government should accept that the examination system has collapsed. Students don’t need drama. Students don’t need PR. Students don’t need emergency operations after every disaster. They need accountability, resignations, punishment for paper leak mafias, and a system where merit is not murdered every year. — Cockroach Party of India

The Education Minister must resign for putting the future of lakhs of students at risk.

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Kejriwal is the perfect case study of Indian political hypocrisy. A man who built his entire image by attacking VIP culture, political arrogance, big convoys, security drama and “netagiri” slowly became the same thing he once asked people to reject. Earlier, he sold himself as the face of the “aam aadmi.” Simple clothes, simple language, anti-corruption slogans, no VIP attitude, no political privilege. But once power arrived, the revolution quietly turned into the same old system. The same leaders who once mocked security culture started enjoying security. The same people who attacked political comfort started defending their own comfort. The same party that entered politics by saying “we are different” started behaving like every other party once it got power. This is the problem with Indian politics: every leader begins as a common man and ends up becoming a protected VIP. Cockroach Party of India has only one message: >Don’t worship politicians. >Don’t fall for simplicity drama. >Don’t get fooled by muffler politics, jhola politics, chai politics or fakiri politics. ••Audit every leader. ••Question every party. ••Expose every hypocrite. Because in India, the fastest transformation is not development. It is “Aam Aadmi” turning into “VIP Aadmi” after getting power.

If I were the CM I would print this painting on my gamcha and sadri and flex it everywhere💀