My dog walks me and I learn Chinese slang from my students. he/him/δ»–

Joined July 2022
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I'm glad that the Western internet is diving in on hating this show, it is so unremarkably lame but I watched parts of it a year ago cause my students in China were obsessed with videos of the "skilled" main character & used memes of him mainly as ways to insult each other. 1/?
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I probably will always love The Onion. 26 minute video about American history released on July 4th 2026. "They hate that he's (Lincoln) short, barely four foot five."
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Look, chicken meat that's beeb processed, folded, breaded, fried, and sold in the shape of an onion ring. Called a chicken onion ring. No onions are in this, and I've never actually seen actual onion rings in China. How does this happen. What a situation.
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The concept of someone shouting "foreigner" at you because they want to call you over to hang out and drink feels like something out of a different timeline
Sums up China travels pretty well …
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Non-citizen idiot tries to walk AROUND customs at a border check with a vape and less than a gram of weed. ​ ​US: "BARBARIANS ARE COMING, FOREIGN CRIMINALS!" Guy is imprisoned. ​ ​China: "Please follow the rules of customs checks and stay away from drugs." ​Guy is sent away.
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I love living in China, but I'm from the NYC area, and I think people know how to make NYC look attractive. China's got better cities, but they need filmmakers filming restaurants, life, architecture, for worldwide consumption. Few Westerners can visualize Shanghai! Fix that!
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As usual, Elon Musk is a liar and a fucking idiot. I go to Sugarfish all the time, and not only is soy sauce not banned, there's a bottle at every table. There are a few dishes that come with their own sauce, so they recommend avoiding over-seasoning it so it doesn't taste too salty. You can eat it however you want. Unless you're totally oblivious bitch and an unfunny fucking idiot who tries to order a hamburger at a sushi restaurant to get a chuckle out of the dumbest fucking cringe-lord on the planet.
Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless "I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce." "So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger." "And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce." "So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."
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"The shawarma guy is not your friend" explain this then
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Hey what can a person do when their lovely partner & child have a small week trip away with grandparents while you need to stay back and work, and you get a teary video of your child saying they miss you? What do you do, is it cry? Maybe cry and reply. I miss them so much.
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We need a hyper realistic "Reflecting Pool Simulator" game where maintaining the pool is a mundane and sometimes tedious task. There's no winning, but ignoring or denying what thoughtful maintenance entails, that's losing.
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this is genuinely how rightoids view the world
Asmongold gives his BASED opinion, says: "You're not being oppressed by the top 2% of society. You're being oppressed by the bottom 2% of society instead πŸ‘€ "People ain't gunna like this one: the bottom 2% of society have caused all of the manifest problems in your lives”
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China teaches Twain heavily, particularly "Running for Governor" which oddly the US doesn't teach much, but it depicts the follies of popularity elections in the west. I think if one author is indicative of a society, still known in the society and abroad, that counts. Twain!
For there to be an β€œAmerican Homer” the answer would have to be immediately obvious to everyone, to such a degree that doubting it would immediately mark you as an eccentric. E.g the Italian Homer is Dante. So that this is even a question shows there isn’t one.
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HE DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
Only a German mind could cook up such a niche
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Cat in the wall eh?
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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America is 250 years old? δΊŒη™ΎδΊ” is a Chinese insult, literally 250, and you call someone that to mean they're an idiot.
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Dude they have literal anti-Asmongold divisions in China
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I'm an American in China who's aiming to recreate this later this week, alongside my British friend whose never eaten this. Stay tuned.
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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saw a shop with this incredibly charming mspaint looking clipart for a logo. Gives off way more vibes than AI ever could
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Now that slab of pork has a trillion in assets, we're all surely going to Mars!
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