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Up early. Excited to see blacks explain how white people are bad under videos of them twerking on the hood of a police car.

An entire barbershop gets arrested for running a gay sex club. Men would book appointments for semen baths, cock tastings, and ass rammings instead of actual haircuts. Experts estimate that 97% of black barbershops operate the same way.

Wtf is wrong with these people. Seriously. When does this end?

Well well well. ☕️ White supremacy strikes again.

Ain’t this beautiful?

Unpopular opinion. Gun culture is so wildly insufferable. Men with tiny d!cks make guns their entire personality because they will never be as interesting as a Glock or an AR. Pathetic.

🚨BAN WOMEN FROM SUPRME COURT NOW!!!! 😡😡😡 Amy Coney Barrett Elena Kagan Sonia Sotomayor Ketanji Brown Jackson… REMEMBER THE TRAITORS NAMES!!!! In 2023 over 9% of ALL BIRTHS for the year in the USA were ANCHOR BABY Illegal Immigrants!!! 😲😲 All these women voted YES ✅

A public pool closed one end of the facility for scheduled maintenance. This scholars refused to listen. Rules don’t apply to them. Shit like this is why places start requiring an adult to be with every minor. Long gone are the days of getting dropped off at the skating rink or public pool for a day of fun. You can have a high trust society, or you can have these mfers. But you can’t have both.

An entitled woman holds up an entire cruise ship in Nassau. Rules and social decorum are a 9V battery to these people.

Feral scholars throw a firework mortar at a female cop, injuring her. How much longer do we have to live like this?

So my buddy was leaving a golf tournament yesterday and got a DUI. Nothing major. Blew a .11 and then blew under .08 at the station. So. I picked him up from jail this morning with just enough time to get him back to the tournament before it started. (Today is the ACTUAL tournament. Yesterday was the handicap sorting.) My dude has no clubs, hat, sunglasses, nothing. I gave him my clubs, a hat, sunglasses, etc. I dropped him off at the tournament and wished him luck. Bro I just checked his score and he’s 22 at the turn. 😩😭😂💀 I called him. ‘You are probably hating my clubs right now, yeah?’ ‘Yup.’ ‘Are you having a good time at least?’ ‘Nope.’ 😂😂😂😂😂

Guys will see this and say hell fuck!ng sh!t g#damn yeah.

Around 400-500 teens score a perfect 1600 on the SAT annually and you don’t hear a word about it. As soon as LaTavious does it, it’s spectacle. Why is this?

Police should be allowed to be weapons free when dealing with any and all blax.