what you think matters to VCs:
- revenue
- growth
- retention
what ACTUALLY matters:
- how many AI buzzwords are in your pitch deck
- how fast you're burning tokens
- whether your roadmap includes AGI
- how many jobs you're replacing with AI
We are happy to announce that we received Lebron James in a trade with the Lakers!
"I look forward to interning with the sales team at Outset. This is the greatest decision in my entire career."
- Lebron James
My barbershop was struggling to make rent
The owner was losing $7,000/mo
I told him to "use Claude AI to revamp your business"
He listened to me bc "I'm a founder. Trust me"
He got the $200/mo subscription as I recommended
His business is now totally transformed
He now loses $7,200/mo
As a startup founder, it’s important to maintain hobbies.
Here are a few of mine:
- Having crippling anxiety
- Crying in fetal position
- AI psychosis
- Checking email at 2:14 a.m.
Free Startup Idea:
Imagine Waymos that you drive
- You can own them
- Get them customized
- Sit in the driver seat
Whoever invents this will be a billionaire
By the time a man is 30 and works in tech, he must choose a hobby.
These are the only options:
- Rock climbing
- Weight lifting
- Traveling
- Marathons
- Pickleball
- Politics