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alaska @145k4

Jun 16

it's here! introducing @portaltext, a free browser extension for contextualizing the web hover anything and follow your curiosity wherever it takes you. portaltext knows what page you're on, where you're going, and fills in the gap every link is a portal portaltext.com

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alaska @145k4

Jun 16

baby i love text. i love dialogue. i love words letters glyph. i love language, interface. everything i do is reading.

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Plague Circus Press @Plague_Circus

Jun 7

The Bar Gets Raised by Taylor Napolsky @TaylorNapolsky plaguecircuspress.com/the-ba…

The Bar Gets Raised by Taylor Napolsky

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20h

this kind of thing is exactly what i wrote that poem about. i believe this is evil

Pleometric

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20h

im sorry but your mother/sexdoll hybrid egregore is going to kill you in the end

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Jul 4

bestie is having a high formal dresscode bday party in 100 degree heat 😅🫩

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Jul 4

i wonder if my life would be different if i were named like miami or ibiza or something like that

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Jul 4

less bookish maybe

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Jul 4

just broke the record of my most read/liked poem ever, previous one had 1.3k likes

alaska @145k4

Jun 28

'they put chibi eyes on a nuke' by alaska hoffman june 28th 2026 6:45pm

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Jul 4

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23 Apr 2025

i like when my stomach touches your stomach i like when my back touches your back i like when we are asleep together i like that i forget which body is mine i like tangling my life in knots with you i like to think i won't cut this loose

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Jul 4

we should be grateful that AI blew up in the 2020s because 10 years earlier and all the models would be named like "model mcmodelface", "hecking roboto"

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Jul 4

power out

alaska @145k4

Jul 4

holy smokes i just sprinted out of my apartment with my film camera to grab some photos around the neighborhood, praying they come out nicely

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Jul 4

wtf is happening in nyc why is it genuinely scary outside rn

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Jul 4

holy smokes i just sprinted out of my apartment with my film camera to grab some photos around the neighborhood, praying they come out nicely

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COLD

@cold_operations

Jul 3

He would rock this

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Jul 3

update day!! it's update day!! @portaltext v0.4.0 - GO AWAY update portaltext is now 100x smarter at knowing when you don't want it to show up! there's an on/off switch! and more bug fixes! to celebrate, i have made a SHIRT!! available in chartreuse and white! piece of history!

alaska @145k4

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Jul 3

the shirt is printed on my fave blank, comfort colors!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 bonfire.com/portaltext/

i <3 info | Bonfire

Buy i <3 info merchandise from alaska. Featuring Neon Lemon Comfort Colors Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.

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Jul 2

some people are claws and some people are teeth. some people are eyes but thats more rare

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Jul 2

this reminds me of getting yelled at by my dad

Old Internet

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Jul 2

2006

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portaltext @portaltext

Jul 2

Hi! Sorry for the delay, update coming in a few days with lots of Quality of Life improvements like a universal on/off toggle and more intelligent hover-awareness so you don't waste usage when you don't want to :) Thanks for your patience while I took a break after release <3

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Jul 2

how come every ben & jerrys is tummy ache flavored

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