Here is a categorized and sorted list of the responses to Jake Fleshner's "Pitch me your company in 2 words" prompt.
The categories are based on industry, function, and the nature of the response.
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### AI / Machine Learning & Agents
- **@diwakar_writes:** Awful emails
- **@suhelbuilds:** Ai Agents for teams.
- **@tinytechfox:** Distribution loop 🔁
- **@CognisafeUK:** Secure AI
- **@engineerforai:** Sdlc bot
- **@keshav__dev:** Embeddable Intelligence 🫡
- **@Jordan_digit:** Ed tech
- **@Ixnoteapp:** Human GraphRAG
- **@vignesh_bkn:** AI risk-evaluation
- **@PixendaAi:** Private intelligence
- **@SERAPH_DB:** Attestable memory
- **@lee_crossley:** Private Memory
- **@zendilini:** AI-native DesignOps
- **@ServerForAgent:** Servers for agents
- **@variantslides:** AI gslides
- **@crabhive:** Agentic Obsidian
- **@Threadslab007:** ai visibility
- **@darpandalal:** Ai transport
- **@eaglebuildz:** agentic testing
- **@worldward_ai:** Honest odds
- **@TirthaAI:** Frontier Extender
- **@WitchlyAI:** AI Witch 🧙
- **@TheoryOfItAll:** AI OS
- **@AttestifyOS:** Agentic Compliance/Risk Control Suite
- **@koretexai:** Permissionless Intelligence
- **@nico___suarez:** AI tutoring
- **@dylanvrbty:** Agent-native messaging
- **@thryvate:** AI publishing
- **@ArthurLabsDAO:** Chat to CAD
- **@Kayvaun:** AI implementation
- **@liamszefner:** AI memory
- **@tejastheshah:** Personal finance agent
- **@WriteOnSaga:** AI Verticals
- **@ge11yz:** intentional intelligence
- **@latentfidelity:** accelerationist philanthropy
- **@sarveshsea:** design memory
- **@gemimatt:** Website AInalyse
- **@theaiwhitepaper:** (No text provided)
- **@kylem_org:** Personalized intelligence
- **@GalaxyMind:** Bitcoin Network
- **@adamkstinson:** Managed agents
- **@anya_trofimova7:** insuring compute
- **@phirex:** cheap inference
- **@mathisjustmath:** Saves lives
- **@DeForestIsMe:** Ai chords
- **@DashBlacK:** virtual hardware
- **@stpaquet:** DashAPI 🚀
- **@Nikhil8182:** Ai Homes
- **@dtrous:** Cheapest AI
- **@g1gawats:** Free compute
- **@code_czar:** Easy Stocks
- **@KhraminaDianka:** Law OS
- **@bryancolligan:** SMS MCP
- **@sichy:** Agentic marketing
- **@TheAwesomeTuvia:** WeavyAI Shopify
- **@aistartuplabs:** Ad-ops agent
- **@kd_singh:** Care Options
- **@klazizpro:** Federated Learning
- **@kas__vegas:** Agentic evaluation
- **@luca_iaconelli:** Longevity Agent
- **@isaac_ar:** comms agent
- **@zeroxcholy:** agentic coordination
- **@SwaymaKdotAI:** Company brains
- **@bffmike:** Startup Factory
- **@hello_code_:** AI visibility Brands have no idea if ChatGPT or Perplexity even mentions them, Peekaboo fixes that.
- **@manasgond:** Let me do this for fun. Prosperr=Rippling(AI) Intuit(AI) creditKarma.
- **@downsizing_dev:** llm router, llm agentic workflow compaction & issues identification; need more b2b clients, not funding
- **@nullbytes00:** AI operating system for investment banking
- **@Zedlabs_v1:** Meta fix
- **@Octop3s:** Yall need to stop this 2 or 3 words pitch it doesn’t make the idea uniques or good Just following trends smh
### Fintech, Crypto & Web3
- **@JohnBanr:** Invoice Collection
- **@hoodtoshi:** Web3 storefront
- **@0x_RWA:** Compute Derivatives
- **@PBJBTC:** Authentication everywhere.
- **@mrwtle:** Token Police
- **@robin_liquidium:** bitcoin loans
- **@Decentralizd84:** Peer-To-Peer AdTech
- **@CiccioMadonna:** Bitcoin Security
- **@joeblau:** Easy trading.
- **@c0rvos:** credit API
- **@Breads_eth:** Pokemon perpetuals
- **@The20DeltaGuy:** CEO signals
- **@kamalbuilds:** darkbook : confidential central limit order book (CLOB) for perpetual futures on
@solana
- **@Menace_ICT:** Equities ( Futures / Options ) fully autonomous 00 human in the loop Algorithmic Trading company
- **@IdMintThat:** Cryptocard billpay (I took some liberties here)
@UseArtisan ;)
- **@johndmitchell29:** Autonomous Factory
### Health, Biotech & Longevity
- **@DuchinRick:** Predictive health
- **@SaulTheWay:** AI DJ Note: Huge fan of watermelon juice.
- **@RahmiPruitt:** AI Document fetching
- **@ncarlton86:** Problem Architect
- **@DirtCheapLabs:** Cheap bloodwork
- **@ThePurePath:** Microplastics Detection
- **@CindyMolchany:** Authority Directory
- **@SacredFolio:** Medical Tech
- **@MagicFlowerBud:** Edible Pesticide
- **@OxynXHealth:** Smart healthcare
- **@muratajniazi:** AI Sicherheitsgeräte
- **@nisten:** 3d health
- **@Cas9Bandit:** Evolution-proof antivirals
- **@blankpeptides:** usa peptides.
- **@KuphDev:** Reducing pesticides
- **@TzinAt1521ce:** Drexlerian Nanotechnology
- **@KhashayarKash:** Decentralized Rehab (for mental health and substance use recovery). It includes wearables, smart glasses AR, and more.
- **@mitazyn:** More experts
### Real Estate, Property & Construction
- **@w_skelley_re:** Property automation
- **@xxxxphUrban:** REI leads
- **@RaveEx12:** Geospatial Property Intelligence Engine
- **@RaveEx12:** Sorry cannot be two words
- **@mahimaidev:** Virtual Realtor
- **@mattpcovey:** Obtainable homes
- **@rentbotsTX:** Palantir Robots
- **@Jacob11son:** Home search
- **@BoyardE:** Hotel OS
### Sales, Marketing & GTM
- **@BulkEmailBoxer:** Land coldemails.
- **@theryannado:** Systemized Content
- **@TheElliottSmith:** Clever lead generation tactic bud
- **@alestuber:** Reducing B2B TTR (time-to-revenue)
- **@cy_burns:** $10k videos
- **@walls_jason1:** Charge Right
- **@Social_Readia:** Antibrainrot consumption
- **@DerekGross_:** Business Intelligence
- **@LearnwayApp:** Career Intelligence
- **@vlady_nyz:** autopilot gtm
- **@ky_shaw:** Cold calling
- **@JanNicHdt:** AI-Avatar Funnels
- **@samrexford:** Expertise OnDemand
- **@sigmagirlgrind:** cowork anywhere
- **@ryanstellar:** Engagement Farming
- **@theAndrewHersh:** Automatic Websites
- **@rebekah_creates:** Based publishing.
- **@1mmarq:** media distribution
- **@timsemelin:** Humanoid success
- **@Roker_51:** Gamified AI advertising
- **@dresserman:** Re(tAil)al intelligence.
- **@baatcheet_hq:** No company, just a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. But if you want warm intros to specific founders, I can probably find you the shortest path through people you already trust.
- **@michaelaubry:** Do pushups to unlock your scroll time
- **@kyleshannon:** Great Repurpose
### Infrastructure, DevTools & Engineering
- **@buildwrangler:** Simple backend.
- **@alaymanguy:** shadcn everywhere
- **@farpyhq:** Render Compute
- **@4lexsvv:** AI CFO.
- **@jwage:** $550M connected
- **@mac_lisowski:** Engineering Factory
- **@0xprinc:** flexible onboarding
- **@ABenmbarek:** Datacenter-less cloud
- **@FrankPolek:** Automate law
- **@tiwariprt:** Guardrails as service.
- **@RossComputerGuy:** Open hardware
- **@iraftopo:** SEO Decisions
- **@dmsimon:** Network accelerator.
- **@rajaraodv:** Opensource Clay (OpenGTM)
- **@realCoreyEngel:** Chattel infrastructure
- **@michaelvrlaku:** Powerday planner
- **@RobertDaleSmith:** Intelligent gamepads
- **@stacktora:** We’re opening the front door to production. Clone the whole stack, to up and running in minutes. We could use about a mill for infrastructure.
- **@Zedlabs_v1:** Meta fix
- **@breckyunits:** Wealth Levels
### Creative, Media & Entertainment
- **@coolestguyinsf:** ponzi scheme
- **@Hunter_ctime:** Vibe Filmmaking
- **@quotewiser:** Winged Words
- **@BasiratAfroz1:** AI Video clipping:
- **@_evanmccall:** Better Learning
- **@gabrieldrummond:** Freight brain
- **@SainsibleAero:** Counter Drones 💥
- **@vibechine:** Vibe Chine
- **@The_Joust:** The Joust.
- **@lewislunar:** Investment Ready
- **@Enchantifyink:** Fantasy Life
- **@samuelrose4396:** SKill.md marketplace
- **@tiddiesenergy:** Natural energydrink 🏝️
- **@aetherbreaks:** Literal build.
- **@SignalLg1:** Light Web
- **@Roccos_design:** Poop tracker
- **@guidocallarelli:** Taste intelligence
- **@BenedictusPope:** Audiocentric web.
- **@paulcrossland_:** Recipe API
- **@jmqcooper:** Rebuilding forms
- **@FerIsella:** Music APIs
- **@Cyber_Bouncer:** Cyber Bouncer
- **@Metroxe:** Cheap AI
- **@z3vios:** Creator assets
- **@OverlyTrev:** Media finder
- **@DavidPackouz:** Better flossing
- **@thesoragirls:** style arena
- **@alanhoward:** AI Governance.
- **@roelbuerra:** White-label bookingsoftware
- **@devilmaycare_9:** HR Guide
- **@hollowvox:** Reward Actions
- **@cixliv:** Real Steel
- **@moremula1404:** Better Temu
- **@phillyharper:** screenless
- **@angrybread23:** Fitness Superapp
- **@m_shalia:** Silicon Scaffolding
- **@simplysanchitaa:** Better Retention
- **@saliozzia:** Hospitality social-network
- **@thesaraloretta:** Creator events
- **@lyfeofpelk:** Automated EHR
- **@PatrykRaba:** notes songs
- **@pernixguns:** Fat penis.
- **@junwatu:** pols ia
- **@salem_sofiene:** Lumeni : an affordable Things3 , ticktock , to doist alternative AI powered
### Operations, Logistics & Industrial
- **@hardenbrook:** 4m Sales
- **@Jackrel67:** Geo🤝
- **@MaryVictor96296:** Nuclear fusion
- **@luumar_uas:** Cargo drones
- **@LoonMaterials:** Fix things. 👍
- **@nathanoen:** Kill Nasdaq
- **@cribassist:** Decode lease
- **@RanterSR7:** Boring supermarket.
- **@mayankkutmutia:** EV After-Sales
@Xallioevbot
- **@allcaps_inc:** Contract enforcement
- **@waynenilsen:** Good appliances
- **@IgorJerkovic:** Self-repaying loans
- **@atomregistry:** tax liens
- **@vijay0518:** Defensible evidence
- **@wlassalle:** Easy CISO
- **@bowora_com:** Startup Launchpad
- **@Patrick_Dowsers:** Vitalik's Dream
- **@cochinescu:** Anxiety loops
- **@MykalMango:** Shitty apartments
- **@TylerBakerLLC:** 80% net
- **@wellness_aj:** Reflective learning
- **@LeoKoesters:** Mental Health
- **@chrisvetano:** Hiring’s Carfax.
- **@PaulPallaghy:** Visual Wikipedia
- **@IvanSN_:** Better investments
- **@libankano:** Care Support
- **@vicvictims:** Democratic design.
- **@logantoday:** Intelligent Inheritance
- **@sidhharrth:** Spiritual Wellbeing
- **@bongle404:** Robotic yield
- **@zubidavies:** Privacy first
- **@FreedomMMC:** Problems Monetized
- **@mylesdoak:** Hyperlocal recommendations
- **@troysimpson:** Astroturf data
- **@iks360:** local insider
- **@austinreforms:** A modern city, but not corrupt AF
- **@kevindmonaghan:** Replacing payday
- **@lukcombinator:** completed triathlon
- **@breallstrong:** Kraut Krackers
- **@gregoryestevez3:** EVV Simplified
- **@AnuranBuilds:** Institutional intelligence
- **@anyoneischarvel:** Permissionless Markets
- **@under_dogma:** Found Money
- **@zsonofthesea:** Regenerative agriculture
- **@scotsrule08:** Remember everything
- **@MPrinParr:** Martian cities
- **@antopatrex1:** Robot brains 🧠
- **@rolandalong:** Investment pitches
- **@jonnyboy:** Ministry OS
- **@_IGI_Media_:** Director's Toolset
- **@ThaNewDealer723:** Expensive rectangles.
- **@kenashe:** Still in development. Ask again in October :)
- **@mrstartups:** 30k beachfront homes
- **@dhirajwohra:** Capital Sentinel
- **@iJaadee:** cult leader
- **@Omar_Shands:** Web3 Minnect that rewords engagement
- **@ilkerulusoy:** step-by-step guides
- **@skylarromines:** More raccoons
- **@pendyalaabhi:** catch training bottle necks live
- **@cityritch86:** Aaron boys
- **@lumeroute:** Boss, I really need a job.
- **@jobmesh_ai:** well needed
- **@riva_lehman:** Angela Havana
- **@emsqre:** i need
- **@SammyDeere:** Are you better than
@boardyai ?
- **@ashwanijpsingh:** Verified news
- **@DavidWentNomad:** Giving service businesses the 2 things they want: Bookings & Reviews
- **@DFK_Helper:** Saving billions:
- **@burak_yedek:** Preparing oldaged
- **@BitGrateful:** Law Firm
- **@johnmccoyx:** automated tiktok shop ops. every dm after that pitch writes itself
### Consumer, Lifestyle & Education
- **@ramzesktaplah:** Eat Better
- **@NishanSingh_08:** Start Up
- **@neopolitiot:** Molecular Hydration
- **@aae_on_x:** headspace management
- **@VusieMoses:** high performance
- **@BrianBooms:** Strong emotions
- **@Vidiyala99:** Efficient binding
- **@ErSantYadav:** Mentoxis mentor
- **@semicolon_001:** Customised Tshirts
- **@spotTheGap:** Listing assistante
- **@PeshCreates:** SMARTER HUMANS
- **@MeechYourGoals:** Easy Travel
- **@RealRenticles:** Enterprise implementations
- **@Bhanusri219190:** Scans structured
- **@SecondNameAxel:** I dont have one.
- **@yousuf_murad:** RealEstate
- **@SygnolSolo:** Tomorrow's solopreneur.
- **@silentvpn:** VPN for business
- **@MoneysenseM:** Trading simulator
- **@wendyglavin:** Decode Value
- **@kontraktrHQ:** Operational Intelligence
- **@UnnatBak:** franchise agents
- **@__REVEN:** Huge Egos
- **@dastan_freeman:** Ai-powered hospitals
- **@11bhagwat:** Founder Meetup
- **@LuckyPhelps:** Hordyn - integrity
- **@AutoChum:** Cleaning Marketplace
- **@malgatyuvraj:** Business automation
- **@abhinavinsync:** Redefining shopping
- **@janheckercom:** Diagnostics API
- **@CJAX_CJAX:** AgeTech FOAK
- **@wendyglavin:** Proven Delivery
- **@zadrazilla:** Local trust
- **@TanishqSalujaa:** Trading Intelligence
- **@mikemartin:** Caribbean payments
- **@husamujahed:** Uber Chefs
- **@imbeyondstar:** English Course! 375 register in a year ⭐️
- **@CommunityCanon:** Dethrone
- **@nicolashasapis:** -Attention arbitrage-
- **@dawteren:** Car delivery
- **@timelesstaco:** Control agents.
- **@BitTidy:** Time travel
- **@mofrymatic:** n. o.
- **@JaeOhCFP:** Retirement solver
- **@taheerBuilds:** Duoaccent- speak accents!!
- **@just_ubby:** Terra forming
- **@williamharrell:** Tattoo rollup
- **@JamesFarha:** Robot rays
- **@rainysayrelax:** Heaven builder
- **@TheLazySol:** Tokenized Options
- **@sop_bel:** Female gamers
- **@Stark_of_Zenon:** TAM: $4,000,000,000,000
- **@eclecticV:** Loopy loops
- **@BearifiedCo:** Bearo Cash
@BearoCash
- **@HannaHSueS87:** Neuro Quell
- **@MrSaneApps:** Accurate RFP’s
- **@bonheuri15:** Did you asked all of them to pitch in 2 word ?
- **@PrincipleDating:** Ticketless Chicago
- **@lilbernadette:** Homeschool autopilot
- **@nahuelhilal:** Need Money
- **@SyntheticBeef:** What Turbo Tax did for filing taxes, we are doing for litigating pro se.
- **@Roker_51:** Gamified AI advertising
- **@AmblingLife:** Whitelisted YouTube
- **@PsychedelicVets:** Psychedelic Vets (just wanted to join the fun, but not really pitching anything :))
- **@BarickSoubhagya:** Currently I don't have any but wishing all the fellow founder for success 🎉
- **@Xpressions_101:** No thanks.
- **@ShaunStewart:** You're not stealing my business ideas. I don't need nobody for anything.
- **@michaelaubry:** Do pushups to unlock your scroll time
### Non-Pitches / Off-Topic / Jokes
- **@JakeFleshner:** Haaland the Viking
- **@greymatiere:** Mass Surveillance
- **@GamerLXXXVI:** I think that’s the whole problem. Investors. Investors are what destroy companies. I’d rather not need your money. Keep what you got and go donate it to a charity instead. Investors are what kill businesses.
- **@Okie_Rancher:** Already did. No Reply. Unread DM.
- **@Octop3s:** Yall need to stop this 2 or 3 words pitch it doesn’t make the idea uniques or good Just following trends smh
- **@PsychedelicVets:** Psychedelic Vets (just wanted to join the fun, but not really pitching anything :))
- **@BarickSoubhagya:** Currently I don't have any but wishing all the fellow founder for success 🎉
- **@Xpressions_101:** No thanks.
- **@ShaunStewart:** You're not stealing my business ideas. I don't need nobody for anything.
- **@lumeroute:** Boss, I really need a job.
- **@baatcheet_hq:** No company, just a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. But if you want warm intros to specific founders, I can probably find you the shortest path through people you already trust.
- **@bonheuri15:** Did you asked all of them to pitch in 2 word ?
- **@kenashe:** Still in development. Ask again in October :)
- **@SecondNameAxel:** I dont have one.
- **@RaveEx12:** Sorry cannot be two words
- **@theaiwhitepaper:** (No text provided)
