Lunchtime humour - I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, โBy the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!โ
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, โBy the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, โInsha Allah, you will walk today!โ
I snapped at him, โThereโs nothing wrong with meโ.
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said - Babaji, nothing wrong with my legs.
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, โBy the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!โ
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found that my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now... ๐๐๐